No, really, this is just a peek into my life. But I wouldn't put it past myself to write on zombies, waffles, or jujitsu.
To make up for this being a really uninformative "About Me", here's a picture of me, in a cap and gown, riding a fat blue unicorn.
More to come later. I will update this page as you, the reader, see fit. Here at King Burger, where we can do it your way, but DON' GET CRAZEEE.
